Drunken Pirate | Premium Beard Butter
Drunken Pirate | Premium Beard Butter

Drunken Pirate | Premium Beard Butter


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2 oz screw-top tin | Recyclable packaging

Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea) Butter | Deep moisturization and nourishment

Theobroma Cacao (Cocoa) Seed Butter | Softens and protects

Cera Alba (Beeswax) | Adds structure and seals in moisture

Vitis Vinifera (Grape) Seed Oil | Light, non-greasy hydration

Cannabis Sativa (Hemp) Seed Oil | Strengthens and seals in moisture

Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis (Sweet Almond) Oil | Soothes and conditions

Oryza Sativa (Rice) Bran Oil | Adds shine and UV protection

Fragrance | Phthalate- and paraben-free Bay Rum blend

Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil | Mimics skin’s natural oils

Tocopherol (Vitamin E) | Antioxidant protection and skin health

Rosmarinus Officinalis (Rosemary) Extract | Natural preservative and antioxidant

Drunken Pirate | Premium Beard Butter

🔹 Not Your Average Beard Butter

Set sail with the scent of adventure. Drunken Pirate is our fresh, clove-free Bay Rum blend—reminiscent of traditional barber shops and brimming with masculine confidence. Notes of Bay Laurel, Patchouli, and Mixed Citrus come together to create a scent that turns heads and keeps them close.

Fresh & Masculine – Inspired by classic barbershop Bay Rum
Irresistibly Bold – Citrus and spice with an earthy finish
Subtly Seductive – Women will want to lean in closer


💪 Deep Conditioning Without the Weight

Facial-hair-loving Hemp Seed, Babassu, and Shea butters meet skin-soothing oils like Jojoba, Avocado, and Hemp to deliver the perfect balance between moisture and softness.

This butter is softer than our balm, offering little to no hold, making it ideal for shorter beards or nighttime use when you don't need styling power—just nourishment.


🛡️ Gentle Yet Effective
Mild enough for children and those with sensitive skin, but we always recommend a patch test before full use, as this product may contain natural allergens.


📜 Full Ingredient List: Available by clicking the Specs and Ingredients tab on the right side of the page.

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Pat Owen
Drunken Pirate

This stuff is amazing. It makes my beard and skin feel great. I constantly get compliments on the scent. And women go nuts over it 😉.

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peter
Butter is better than Oil

If you men switch from oil to butter, you will be impressed...I was!


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