Drunken Pirate | Premium Beard Butter
🔹 Not Your Average Beard Butter
Set sail with the scent of adventure. Drunken Pirate is our fresh, clove-free Bay Rum blend—reminiscent of traditional barber shops and brimming with masculine confidence. Notes of Bay Laurel, Patchouli, and Mixed Citrus come together to create a scent that turns heads and keeps them close.
✔ Fresh & Masculine – Inspired by classic barbershop Bay Rum
✔ Irresistibly Bold – Citrus and spice with an earthy finish
✔ Subtly Seductive – Women will want to lean in closer
💪 Deep Conditioning Without the Weight
Facial-hair-loving Hemp Seed, Babassu, and Shea butters meet skin-soothing oils like Jojoba, Avocado, and Hemp to deliver the perfect balance between moisture and softness.
This butter is softer than our balm, offering little to no hold, making it ideal for shorter beards or nighttime use when you don't need styling power—just nourishment.
🛡️ Gentle Yet Effective
Mild enough for children and those with sensitive skin, but we always recommend a patch test before full use, as this product may contain natural allergens.
📜 Full Ingredient List: Available by clicking the Specs and Ingredients tab on the right side of the page.