Drunken Pirate | Shampoo Bar

🏴☠️ Bold scent, zero bottle—ahoy to better hair care!

Shampoo bars are taking over, and for good reason: no plastic waste, minimalist packaging, and they last longer than multiple bottles of traditional shampoo. But Topher’s Drunken Pirate Shampoo Bar isn’t just trendy—it’s a true hair-care upgrade.

Infused with our signature Bay Rum scent (totally clove-free), this masculine blend of Bay Laurel, Patchouli, and Mixed Citrus is a tribute to the classic barbershop—with a modern twist. Independent studies* suggest you may notice people lingering a little longer...

✨ Why You’ll Love It

✔️ Plastic-Free + Long-Lasting – One bar replaces 2–3 bottles of shampoo
✔️ pH Balanced (5.5) – Won’t strip your hair like harsh soap-based bars
✔️ Barbershop Scent – Bold Bay Rum without the clove overload
✔️ Hair-Loving Ingredients – Jojoba oil, silk peptides, and panthenol for strength and shine
✔️ Smooth, Clean Finish – Foams easily, rinses clean, no residue

🛁 How to Use

Wet your hair, then rub the bar between your hands or directly on your scalp. Lather up, massage, and rinse thoroughly. For best results, follow with Topher’s Conditioner Bar.

Store bar dry between uses to extend its life.

🛡️ Skin Safety First

Formulated with mild, salon-quality surfactants, but as always, we recommend a patch test before full use. May contain allergens.

📜 Full Ingredient List:

Available by clicking the 🛁 Specs and Ingredients tab on the right side of the page.