Basic Bitch Bait Beard Balm

🎃 SOLD OUT UNTIL FALL 2025 🎃

Pumpkin Spice season is here. Every year, around the same time that Starbucks releases their pumpkin-based items, we also bring out our seasonal, limited-edition Pumpkin Spice Beard Care.

This year we stuck with the name Basic Bitch Bait—because we all know those UGG-wearing pumpkin-loving fall fans can’t resist it. With delicious pumpkin and just the right blend of warm spices, it’s the perfect way to kick off autumn. So grab your plaid flannel, hit up a Starbucks, grab your friend Becky, and enjoy being as basic as you wanna be.

✔ Sweet & Spicy – Cozy pumpkin with cinnamon, clove, and nutmeg
✔ Perfect for Fall – A limited-edition scent made for flannel season
✔ Undeniably Fun – A cheeky classic that always turns heads
✔ Limited Time Only – Available while seasonal stock lasts

This isn’t your average beard balm—it’s fall in a tin.

💧 Moisture, Hold & Conditioning in Every Tin

Crafted with care using high-performance ingredients:

🌿 Locally Sourced Canadian Beeswax – Locks in moisture and adds structure
🥥 Exotic Butters – Nourish and repair without weighing your beard down
💦 Six Premium Carrier Oils – Hydrate the hair and skin beneath for a softer, healthier beard
🔐 Medium Hold – Keeps rogue hairs in place without stiffness

Topher’s Basic Bitch Bait Beard Balm is designed to keep your beard looking and feeling its absolute best—all pumpkin spice season long.

🛠️ Handcrafted Quality

Made in small batches right here in Brantford, Ontario, Canada to ensure quality, consistency, and attention to detail.

🛡️ Gentle Yet Effective

Our formula is mild enough for sensitive skin and children, but we always recommend a patch test before use, as it may contain allergens.

📜 Full Ingredient List

Available by clicking the Specs and Ingredients tab on the right side of the page.