Dirty Apple Beard Balm

🔹 Sweet Meets Earthy in This Addictive Blend

Topher’s Dirty Apple is unlike any beard balm you've tried before. A bold house blend of apple moonshine, earthy patchouli, and a hint of warm apple pie creates a multi-layered scent experience that evolves as you wear it. One moment it's sweet and crisp, the next it's smoky and spicy—then right back to mulled cider bliss.

✔ Multi-Layered Scent – Apple, patchouli, cider, and spice shift throughout the day
✔ Fruity but Rugged – Balanced sweetness with deep earthy undertones
✔ Warm & Cozy – Feels like autumn distilled into a tin
✔ Unexpected & Unforgettable – A scent journey you have to try to understand

This isn’t your average beard balm—it’s an aromatic adventure in every application.

💧 Moisture, Hold & Conditioning in Every Tin

Crafted with care using high-performance ingredients:

🌿 Locally Sourced Canadian Beeswax – Locks in moisture and adds structure
🥥 Exotic Butters – Nourish and repair without weighing your beard down
💦 Six Premium Carrier Oils – Hydrate the hair and skin beneath for a softer, healthier beard
🔐 Medium Hold – Keeps rogue hairs in place without stiffness

Topher’s Dirty Apple Beard Balm is designed to keep your beard looking and feeling its absolute best—all day long.

🛠️ Handcrafted Quality

Made in small batches right here in Brantford, Ontario, Canada to ensure quality, consistency, and attention to detail.

🛡️ Gentle Yet Effective

Our formula is mild enough for sensitive skin and children, but we always recommend a patch test before use, as it may contain allergens.

📜 Full Ingredient List

Available by clicking the Specs and Ingredients tab on the right side of the page.