Drunken Pirate | Solid Conditioner Bar

Drunken Pirate | Solid Conditioner Bar

🏴‍☠️ Bold scent. Smooth hair. No bottle.

Topher’s Drunken Pirate Conditioner Bar is the perfect first mate to your shampoo routine. It lasts 2–3 times longer than liquid conditioner, skips the plastic, and delivers deep hydration and silky detangling with every swipe.

Formulated with Cocoa and Shea Butters, Jojoba Oil, Silk Peptides, Panthenol B5, and Honeyquat, this bar softens, shines, and smooths like a legend. Scented with our bestselling clove-free Bay Rum blend, it’s the same bold aroma found in our most popular beard and hair products—classic, masculine, unforgettable.

✨ Why You’ll Love It

✔️ No Plastic, No Waste – Minimalist, eco-conscious hair care
✔️ Concentrated Formula – Outlasts multiple bottles of conditioner
✔️ Barbershop-Inspired Scent – Bay Laurel, Patchouli, and Citrus
✔️ Packed with Moisture – Butters, oils, and conditioning proteins
✔️ Tangle-Free Finish – Smooth, soft, and easy-to-manage hair

🛁 How to Use

After shampooing with Topher’s Shampoo Bar, wet the conditioner bar and glide it through your hair from root to tip. Massage it in, let it sit for 3–5 minutes, then rinse thoroughly.

It may not feel the same as liquid conditioner at first—it’s more concentrated, but just as effective. Trust the process.

Allow bar to dry between uses for best results.

🛡️ Skin Safety First

Formulated with salon-grade ingredients and rich botanical extracts, but we always recommend a patch test before full use. May contain allergens.

📜 Full Ingredient List:

Available by clicking the 💈 Specs and Ingredients tab on the right side of the page.