Drunken Pirate | Stache Wax
💈 Classic Bay Rum with a Rebel Twist
Bay laurel. Patchouli. Mixed citrus. No clove.
Inspired by the barbershops of old and the swagger of sea-faring rogues, our Drunken Pirate Stache Wax delivers a bold and masculine scent that’s irresistibly fresh without being overpowering. Women tend to lean in closer — you've been warned. Not your average Stache Wax.
💪 Why You’ll Love It
✔ Masculine Bay Rum-inspired scent
✔ Medium to strong hold for all-day styling
✔ Petroleum-free formulation
✔ Deep conditioning with lanolin + hemp
✔ Adds natural shine
✔ Handcrafted in small batches in Brantford, Ontario
🧼 How to Use
Start with a small amount — a little goes a long way. Warm a small pea-sized amount between your fingers and apply evenly through your mustache. Shape and style as desired. Add more for firmer hold.
🛡️ Skin Safety First
While our waxes are gentle enough for most skin types, we recommend performing a patch test before full use. Discontinue use if irritation occurs.
📜 Full Ingredient List:
Available by clicking the 💈 Specs and Ingredients tab on the right side of the page.