🧂 A Whole Lotta Sass, Just Enough Salt
Every ride-or-die crew has one — that salty legend who’s 90% sarcasm, 10% chaos, and 100% lovable. Whether you're sending this to your bestie or anonymously dropping a hint, SALTY BITCH is the ultimate way to say, I love you, but you're a handful.
It’s cheeky. It’s fizzy. And it’s loaded with just the right amount of attitude.
✨ Why You’ll Love It
✔ Hand-painted and handcrafted in Brantford, Ontario
✔ Skin-softening formula with rich, foaming bubbles
✔ Swirling bath art from hidden color embeds
✔ Unapologetically sassy + perfect for NSFW gifting
✔ Ships anonymously—just ask 😏
🛁 How to Use
Toss this salty queen into a warm bath and let her melt your stress away. Fizz, foam, fragrance, and fabulousness all included.
🛡️ Skin Safety First
Formulated to be gentle on most skin types, but a patch test is always smart. Discontinue use if irritation occurs.
📜 Full Ingredient List:
Available by clicking the 🛁 Specs and Ingredients tab on the right side of the page.