FUCK IT, MY LAST BATH | Hand Painted Toaster Bath Bomb
🔥 When You’re One Bad Email Away From Snapping
Ever fantasized about throwing a toaster in the tub—but settled for self-care instead? Yeah, same. FUCK IT, MY LAST BATH is for those gloriously unhinged moments when you’re done pretending everything’s fine and just want a damn soak with a side of spite.
This hand-painted, toaster-shaped bomb is a 10 oz meltdown of sarcasm, sass, and swirling bath art. Scented in a rotating lineup of fragrances (and mild existential dread), this is your official permission slip to drop out—of your responsibilities—for at least 30 minutes.
✨ Why You’ll Love It
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Massive 10 oz bath bomb shaped like a toaster (yes, really)
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Hidden color embeds for a chaotic swirl of fizzy bath art
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Skin-softening formula because even breakdowns deserve hydration
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Smells better than your life feels
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Handcrafted in Brantford, Ontario with love and probably a few tears
🛁 How to Use
Toss it into a warm bath. Watch it fizz, swirl, and slowly unravel—just like you. Pro tip: light a candle, pour a drink, and practice your “out of office” face.
🛡️ Skin Safety First
Formulated to be gentle, even if the name isn’t. Always patch test before diving in. Discontinue use if irritation occurs—or if your cat judges you too hard.
📜 Full Ingredient List:
Available by clicking the 🛁 Specs and Ingredients tab on the right side of the page.